[MEME] And then there were children.

[eelseason]

Stolen from the internet.

Leave a comment and I will come up with the hypothetical kid between any of my muses (List BTR) (List Epic) and any of yours (assuming I know them at least well enough to pretend that I know them well enough to write them). Terms of parent-child relationship are left to the management. Children may be biological and natural, in-vitro, adopted, surrogate, changechildren, left on a doorstep in a handbasket, or pretty much whatever needs to happen. Any requests for children parented by john_thane will incur a karmic penality. Memes are not intended to diagnose, prevent, treat, or cure any disease. This contract is not canonicity-binding.

Comments

[sarkraticmethod.livejournal.com]

*DED. SO DED* I can't stop giggling at that... Just.. DMI. *squishes her* And Jack's reaction is so utterly adorable.

Oh my God, THAT KID IS SO CUTE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE KIDS, BUT RANDOM ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DMITRI/SARK!BABY IS LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER.

[nowinprint]

That kid is going to be structuring all her arguments in Ciceronean style by the time she's seven, I swear. And she's going to be one of those kids who's in college by the time she's thirteen.

It'll almost make up for the boatload of emotional issues. Really.

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. The child of a prodigy and an Angel of Knowledge is a scary, scary thing on an intellectual scale.

...God, that kid will be Tosh 2.0, won't she?