[BTR]

[eelseason]

[Locked to Torchwood Chicago]

Our little family is growing bigger and bigger.

For some reason totally foreign to the application of logic, I've acquired a second guardian angel. Her name is Phoebe Donovan.

As there would be no effective way to accommodate the guardian-ward bond without having her in Torchwood, she'll be joining us. I'll be seeing to her training myself over the coming days.

If any of you say anything I will feed you your own spleen.

[Locked to Martha]

I've just acquired an 18-year-old guardian angel.

Tell me this will be hilarious in hindsight.

Comments

[narrated]

Yes. In fact, I think you should make that a top priority. Then we'd only have to hope that the world actually listens to our complaints.

She will.

Yeah.

It's not fair to anyone, but it feels right to them. I don't want anyone sticking their neck out for me. I know you feel the same.

Bloody hell. I need a drink. Again.

[eelseason]

Asking the world to listen might be asking too much.



...did I mention my guardian angel is plying me with alcohol? I'm just saying.

[narrated]

Yes, I know. It's nice to dream.



...are you saying that you'd be willing to share that alcohol?

[eelseason]

Well, you can't expect me to drink it all alone.

[narrated]

Sure, I could. These past two weeks call for an excessive amount of alcohol.

Expect to see me shortly.