That's why cats make really good pets most of the time, and from what I've read they're not your normal cats. There's not a whole lot you have to do. They require a lot less time and attention than dogs. You just have to remember when to feed them and play with them every now and then. I can help you with both of those things whenever you're busy being a BAMF.

Scritch them, spoil them a little, and don't forget to feed them. That's basically it. I'll get him (or her?) some yarn and toys along with a bed, if you want.

You okay? I get the feeling there's more.