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[eelseason]

Dear diary.

Running out of reasons not to strangle my team.

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[eelseason]

That obvious, are they?

I was afraid of that. Well, I suppose my only other options are to let them kill each other or strangle them both. Jury's still out on which of those is going to be most pleasant in the long run.

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[narrated]

No, I'm just that good. ;)

Yes. Yes, it is that obvious and I'm just that good.

Letting them kill each other seems like the less exhausting option.


Jack, there has to be something else. Have you considered talking to Ianto? Perhaps not about everything that's so difficult to put delicately but asking him for the sake of the team to back off. It wouldn't hurt for Owen to back off as well, but I have a feeling your telling him that would only make it worse.

Do you want me to talk some sense into him?

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[eelseason]

Please tell me that last "him" referred to Ianto and not Owen.

No, I can handle this. Somehow. It's Torchwood.

And it's a very... Torchwood sort of problem to have.

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[narrated]

It referred to Owen.

Yes, it is Torchwood. You lot do have the most interesting sorts of problems to sort, and I am not referring to the cases that you used to handle back in Cardiff.

While you're figuring out how to handle it, there is alcohol and me.

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[eelseason]

I think either Owen or his stalker would find a way to make your life miserable if you tried. Though I appreciate the sentiment.

You know I'll never say no to alcohol and good company.

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[narrated]

I'm not afraid of Owen. The only time I have interacted with him, he was thanking me for something. I do think I would have a better time of it than you would. As for his stalker, I have already had one run in with her that made me want to wring her neck. It isn't as though I would be lecturing him. It would simply be a talk.

Good. Because if you did, I would have to force you to enjoy both.