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[BTR] Locked to Phoebe
{{OOC: Backdated to *just* after the Halloween party, when he's had a chance to take off those giant white paws.}}
So I think I may have inadvertently driven a teenage girl into a schizophrenic break from reality.
In my defense, things usually don't go bad that quickly.
So I think I may have inadvertently driven a teenage girl into a schizophrenic break from reality.
In my defense, things usually don't go bad that quickly.
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I – assuming this isn't far too awkward to ask, would you be able to check in on her? Her name's Iris Fortner.
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Uh. Not too awkward, I guess. She was sorta in love with me and I had to tell her I wasn't...into her like that but then she got a girlfriend so I assume that's in the past.
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If you'd prefer not to, I could ask Mercury. Or something. I'm just not entirely sure Dmitri wouldn't feed me my own liver if I went and accosted her again.
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I can have a talk with Dmitri too, if you want. She likes me. I think.
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We copacetic?
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Oh, well. There's always next year.
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You could probably take pictures of anyone else in that costume and claim it was me. It's not like it would be easy to tell the difference.
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I'll know in my heart of hearts it isn't you.
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This is probably a bad time to mention I kind of want to sleep with Ianto sometimes. Only sometimes.no subject
You'd probably be good for him.no subject
Nooooot while he's in love with you. But then, who isn't, right?no subject
They aren't zero-sum games, you know.Also, there's an idiom here about pots and kettles and observations on the colors of each...no subject
More like Torchwoodian musical chairs, maybe.
At least we're pretty black pots and black kettles?
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Now there's a game we haven't adapted.Extremely.