[BTR]

[eelseason]

[Locked to Torchwood Chicago]

Our little family is growing bigger and bigger.

For some reason totally foreign to the application of logic, I've acquired a second guardian angel. Her name is Phoebe Donovan.

As there would be no effective way to accommodate the guardian-ward bond without having her in Torchwood, she'll be joining us. I'll be seeing to her training myself over the coming days.

If any of you say anything I will feed you your own spleen.

[Locked to Martha]

I've just acquired an 18-year-old guardian angel.

Tell me this will be hilarious in hindsight.

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[eelseason]

{{OOC: Postdated to some point after the alcohol. Don't worry, he's not actually drunk! I'm pretty sure.}}

Oh, shit.

There was a rift disturbance, wasn't there? People are shapeshifters who weren't shapeshifters before.

Given the universe thought I needed extra protection all of a sudden I should probably check to be sure I can't die.

[narrated]

.... and how do you propose checking to be sure of that?

[eelseason]

{{OOC: Insert one disconcertingly long pause....}}